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Лучшие анекдоты на любой вкус (2015-11-01 07:56:01)

Лучшие анекдоты на любой вкус


Окраина деревни. На завалинке сидит древняя старушка. Поднимая пыль, откуда ни возьмись появляется 600-ый мерс. Выходит новый русский (НР).
НР (с распальцовкой): - Бабуся, не ты ли в сорок пятом, в войну, мальчика в красном пальтишке от голода спасала?
- Я, сынок, я, было дело...
НР (бросаясь на шею старушке): -Бабушка!!! Так я и есть тот самый мальчик!!! За пальтишком приехал.

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Вечером в ресторан заходит скромного вида посетитель и усаживается за отдаленный столик. К нему подходит официант:
- Что будешь заказывать?
- Пожалуйста, бутылочку коньяка и цыпленка-табака.
- Еще чего?
- Ну,и всем сидящим в зале, от меня по 50 грамм коньяка.
- Понял, все сделаю. Что еще изволите?
- Да, вот музыканты у вас хорошо играют. Им всем от меня по 100 грамм коньяка.
- Будет исполнено. Что еще?
- Ну, и себе возьмите грамм 200.
- Благодарю. Сей секунд.
Прошло пару часов. Посетитель сжевал своего цыпленка. Выдул коньяк. Встал и готовится уходить. Официант, естественно, подошел расчитаться, а мужик заявляет, что денег у него нет. Обыскали его, денег не нашли. Избили и выкинули вон. На следующий день, в тоже время он опять является и садится за тот же столик.
Официант:
- Тебе чего?
- Цыпленка-табака и бутылку коньяка.
- Ага. А потом всем сидящим в зале по 50 грамм?
- Ой, точно. А как вы догадались?
- А, потом музыкантам по 100 грамм?
- Точно.
- А, потом мне 200 грамм?
- Нет! Тебе нельзя. Ты как выпьешь, то дурной становишься.

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- Какое животное чаще всего меняет пол?
- Мандовошка.

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Мужики делятся на тех:

Кто встает в двенадцать, ездит на Меpседесе, днем в банк,
вечеpом к пpоституткам.
Кто встает в десять, ездит на Жигулях, днем на халтуpу,
вечеpом к любовнице.
Кто встает в семь, ездит на метpо, днем на pаботу, вечеpом к жене.
Кто встает в шесть, ездит на велосипеде, днем в паpк, вечеpом к подpуге.
И на тех, у кого не встает.

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- Вы так очаровательны! Где же тот мелкий дефект, о котором вы писали в брачном объявлении?
- Где-где... Пока в школе, но скоро придет!

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Самолет в воздухе ломается и начинает падать. Пассажиры в панике расхватывают парашюты, но на всех не хватает. Англичанин как истинный джентльмен, кричит:
- Господа, надо все парашюты отдать женщинам!
- А х... им в зад!
Француз:
- А успеем?

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- Стой, кто идет?
- Свои, с бутылкой!
- Свои, проходи! Бутылка, стой!

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- В чем смысл жизни? - Сейчас не могу сказать. Интернет отключен.

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Майор держит речь перед курсантами:
- Товарищи курсанты, вы почему осенью без головного убора ходите?
Нужно надевать фуражки, а не то заболеете менингитом. Это такая страшная болезнь: всего два исхода - или помер, или дурак. Так вот мы с братом болели... Брат помер!

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- Поручик, как вы относитесь к гомосексуалистам?
- Да-с, вот, отношусь...

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Всего анекдотов в рассылке: 10

Вся информация, содержащаяся в данной рассылке, является интеллектуальной собственностью своих законных авторов. При перепечатке материалов из рассылки для соблюдения закона об авторских правах необходимо указывать имена и все ссылки авторов. Также необходимо ставить видимую ссылку на Российский мультипортал ProtoPlex
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Программы софт-каталога ProtoPlex (2015-11-01 06:02:01)

Программы софт-каталога ProtoPlex (2015-11-01 06:02:01)


Всего программ в каталоге: 9111
Размер каталога: 134041.27 Мб
Бесплатных программ: 4055
Новинок: 3516

Recover Compact Flash Card Data 4.0.1.6 (shareware $69; 1863 Кб)
Data Recovery

Memory card data recovery software is safe, easy to use and read only utility used to recover music songs, office documents, photographs, marriages snaps lost due to accidental deletion, formatting and software corruption. Corrupted multimedia memory card salvage application restore lost data from memory card of your digital camera, mobile phone, mp3 player and mobile communicator. Compact flash memory card retrieval program facilitates file recovery from various types of memory card like XD card, SD card, multimedia card and digital camera memory card of different brands of various capacities such as 128 MB, 256 MB, 1GB, 2GB or even higher capacity. Sony memory card data recovery tool search and locate corrupted files and directories and restores retrieved data at desired location. Memory card data recovery utility restore lost photographs and music files erased due to human error and hardware malfunctioning. Memory card data revival software rescue all your document even if rive not formattederror message is displayed while accessing memory card on all major Windows operating system including Windows XP, Windows NT, Windows 2003, Windows 2000, Windows ME, Windows 98 based Desktop, Laptop PC.
Software Features:
* Fujiflim XD card data rescue program provides interactive graphical user interface which helps to recover lost data.
* Recovery software support all major memory card manufacturers including Transcend, Olympus, Kingston, Sony etc.
* Memory card data salvage utility restore damaged, corrupted pictures, photos, images, snaps, mp3, mp4, audio, video files from high capacity memory card.
* Safe and secure retrieval of deleted, erased or missing files and information from corrupted or damaged memory cards.

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Aston2 Secure Desktop 1.6.1 (shareware $450 СЂСѓР±; 13244 Кб)
Nick Egorov

Для использования защитных возможностей Aston2 Secure Desktop Вам следует установить специальную защищенную версию Aston2.
Aston2 Secure Desktop - это специальная защищенная сборка программ серии Aston2. В ней полностью сохраняется функционал новейших версий Aston2 и предлагается возможность быстрого и удобного ограничения возможностей пользователя изменять рабочую среду компьютера.
Aston2 SD предлагает административную поддержку для управления доступом к вашему компьютеру и уровнями доступа, который каждый пользователь может получать. С помощью данной программы можно ограничить время работы пользователя за компьютером, доступ пользователя к панели управления, настройке монитора, установке-удалению программ, скрыть локальный, сетевой или съемный диск, запретить редактирование реестра, запуск определенных приложений, а также получить массу других возможностей по администрированию.
Защищенная версия Aston2 Secure Desktop рекомендуется для использования в Интернет-кафе и клубах, в офисах и учебных заведениях, а также прекрасно подходит родителям, которые хотят сохранить настройки своего рабочего стола в том виде, в каком они были до того, как до него добрались дети. Одним словом, это отличное решение в ситуации, когда необходимо ограничить возможности пользователя менять рабочую среду.
Основные характеристики:
- Простое применение ограничений
- Наличие списка разрешенных приложений
- Настройка списка Популярных программ
- Настройка ограничений по времени
- Полная поддержка 64-битных систем
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Apex Image to PDF Converter Software 2.3.8.2 (shareware $19.90; 1168 Кб)
Apex Pro

Image to PDF Converter Software combines multiple directories and picture into one PDF file. Add image files like JPG, JPEG, JPE, JFIF, BMP, PNG, TIF, TIFF, GIF formats to the list. Its support password protected PDF file. PDF converter software to convert snapshot file to PDF file with option convert every images into a single PDF file This software have facilitates to convert all type of photos, pictures, graphics, scans, faxes, stills, snaps, drawings, photographs, screenshots and snapshots into PDF files without specific technical efficiency. Provide options to set page size, page margin and photo size according to your requirement and this application will directly converting them into a single multipage or individual PDF documents. PDF function has ability to combine, join, add, merge, insert and turn multiple image formats into one PDF file. Image 2 PDF converting all image file formats to PDF such as JPG to PDF, JPEG to PDF, JPE to PDF, JFIF to PDF, GIF to PDF, BMP to PDF, TIF to PDF, TIFF to PDF, PNG to PDF document. Images to PDF conversion software is an effective way to convert images to PDF file without harming the original images. Converter Free is standalone function and Adobe Acrobat Reader is NOT required. Application is compatible with all Windows platforms such that 98, ME, NT, 2000, 2003, XP, Vista, Windows 7 Ultimate.



Features:
* Allow to modify image size, page size and page margin.
* Set the document title, subject, author, keywords, produce information.
* Allows storing or saving converted GIF files in separate or individual PDF file.
* Convert PDF files into the most often used image formats - JPEG, PNG, GIF and BMP
* Batch convert mode converts photos into individual PDF files in batch
* Define password to make PDF files secured.
* Does NOT need Adobe Acrobat software.
* Its Works with both 32 bit and 64 bit OS.
* Supports Win98/ME/NT/2000/XP/2003/Vista/7 platforms.

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USB Media Files Recovery Software 4.0.1.6 (shareware $45; 1454 Кб)
Flash Drive Data Recovery

Portable digital media data revival software supports recovery from all USB removable media drives including Super media, Super Flash, Transcend, Kingston, Viking in all capacities e.g. 64MB, 128MB, 256MB, 512MB, 1GB, 2GB, 4GB, 8GB and even other higher capacity drives. Removable media data retrieval utility recovers lost or accidently erased files and folders from various USB storage devices. USB drive file recovery tool rescue all media files including mp3, stills images, photos, digital pictures, music, video and other data from formatted or virus corrupted digital storage media. Removable media data salvage program recovers deleted data from USB drives, compact flash card, smart media, iPod, secure digital card, multimedia card, dongle, XD cards, flash memory and other equivalent devices. Recovery application supports major USB digital storage media including multimedia phones, PDA, video game consoles, external hard disk, MP3 players and other similar digital data storage devices. USB digital media data rescue software supports popular USB digital media brands including Moserbear, Canon, HP, Kingston, Sony, Samsung and many more.
Software Features:
* Mp3 player data salvage tool is read only and GUI (graphical user interface) supportive tool.
* USB file retrieval software support recovery on Windows XP, VISTA, 2003, 2000 and 98 operating systems.
* Easy data restoration from corrupted damaged deleted or missing files and folders.
* Data rescue utility recovers all types of files like mpeg, mov, jpg, jpeg, gif, riff, tiff, doc, wav, midi, avi, png, bmp, pdf from removable media drives.
* Removable media revival program provides option for user to preview the file and folders before actual recovery.
* Recover files when rive Not Detectedor rive Not Formattedmessage displayed on your computer screen.
* USB drive data recovery tool easily retrieves all lost or missing photographs, images and text data files.


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Sony Memory Stick Rescue Program 4.0.1.6 (shareware $69; 1863 Кб)
Data Recovery Free

Memory card data recovery software is read only non destructible, simple and easy to use with professional and advance technology. Sony memory stick rescue software restores logically formatted data, text, folder, pdf file, MS office documents including wordpad, power point presentation, excel work sheet and access file from virus inflected digital memory card storage device. Memory card text recovery program supports different brands of memory cards like Sanyo, Kodak, Olympus, Sony, Umax, Aiptek, BenQ, Casio, Lumicron, Konica, Canon, Nikon, Acer, Philips, Yakumo, Digital Dream and many more. Memory card data retrieval utility supports higher storage capacities including 512MB, 1GB, 2GB, 4GB, 5GB, 10GB and other formats. Memory card data recovery tool has read only permission so it does not affect other files in the disk. Sony memory stick restoration application supports various cards including micro SD, mini SD card, SDHC plus card, picture card, memory stick, compact flesh cards, multimedia cards, XD card, gamming card secure digital card and other formats. Sony memory stick revival program has ability to preview recoverable photo before actual recovery of lost data.
Features:
* Memory card data recovery software provides fastest turnaround time.
* Memory card data recovery software is very easy to installs and run.
* Sony memory stick restoration application supports professionally Windows explorer style program interface.
* Memory card text retrieval application takes minimal time to restore deleted data from virus inflected memory card flash storage media.

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Sony Memory Stick Rescue Program 4.0.1.6 (shareware $69; 1863 Кб)
Data Recovery Free

Memory card data recovery software is read only non destructible, simple and easy to use with professional and advance technology. Sony memory stick rescue software restores logically formatted data, text, folder, pdf file, MS office documents including wordpad, power point presentation, excel work sheet and access file from virus inflected digital memory card storage device. Memory card text recovery program supports different brands of memory cards like Sanyo, Kodak, Olympus, Sony, Umax, Aiptek, BenQ, Casio, Lumicron, Konica, Canon, Nikon, Acer, Philips, Yakumo, Digital Dream and many more. Memory card data retrieval utility supports higher storage capacities including 512MB, 1GB, 2GB, 4GB, 5GB, 10GB and other formats. Memory card data recovery tool has read only permission so it does not affect other files in the disk. Sony memory stick restoration application supports various cards including micro SD, mini SD card, SDHC plus card, picture card, memory stick, compact flesh cards, multimedia cards, XD card, gamming card secure digital card and other formats. Sony memory stick revival program has ability to preview recoverable photo before actual recovery of lost data.
Features:
* Memory card data recovery software provides fastest turnaround time.
* Memory card data recovery software is very easy to installs and run.
* Sony memory stick restoration application supports professionally Windows explorer style program interface.
* Memory card text retrieval application takes minimal time to restore deleted data from virus inflected memory card flash storage media.

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Moyea SWF to Video Converter Pro 4.0.0.48 (shareware $99.95; 23920 Кб)
Steven Zhang

Moyea SWF to Video Converter Pro is a handy utility and professional SWF Video Converter that can perfectly convert both online URL and local SWF to Video and Audio formats files, such as SWF to AVI (XVID Video/DIVX Video), SWF to AVI With Alpha, SWF to MPEG, SWF to FLV, SWF to MP4 ( iPod Video Movie, iPod Touch Movie, Creative Zen Player Video, PSP Movie, Apple TV Movie, iPhone Video ), SWF to WMV (Zune Video, Pocket PC Movie, Xbox 360 Movie), SWF to 3GP (3GPP, 3GPP2), DV, SWF to MP3, Flash projectors(*.exe) to video, etc. This SWF to video converter also support converting online SWF to video, converting SWF to image, and offers a free SWF downloader for downloading SWF files from internet.


Key Features of Moyea SWF to Video Converter Pro:
1. Support converting SWF to AVI with Alpha Channel from original SWF files in generated video
2. Support converting online SWF to video and offers a SWF downloader for downloading SWF files.
3. Support converting online websites SWF to video via adding the SWF absolute URL
4. Support all compression codecs embedded in Windows system, such as 3ivx, DivX, and Xvid, etc
5. Support ActionScript & batch-mode conversion
6. Support recording and ripping audio of MP3 file in an independent file
7. Perfectly convert the SWF files which are embedded or linked with Flash videos (FLV)
8. Enable users to interact with Flash content during conversion
9. Perfectly convert complicated Flash files and completely comply with the rule of WYSIWYG
10. Support animated logo, GIF picture and transparent background as watermark
11. Lower-Playback-Speed technology achieves accurate audio and video synchronization and no frame loss
12. Adopt audio-extracting technology, instead of recording, to 100% keep the original sound effect
13. Allow users resizing frames to generate videos with suitable size to meet specific needs
14. Let users easily crop an area of a SWF picture to extract black edge for output
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Moyea SWF to Video Converter Standard 4.0.0.48 (shareware $69.95; 23913 Кб)
Steven Zhang

Moyea SWF to Video Converter Standard converts online URL and local flash projector, SWF to video, such as SWF to AVI, MPEG, 3GP, MP4, MOV, etc. This SWF converter offers solutions to professionals with processing both internal and external Flash video (FLV), converting the embedded or linked FLV in SWF files, allowing users deciding the beginning frame and the end frame to capture for SWF to video conversion, etc. Thus Moyea SWF to Video Converter Pro lets you easily enjoy Flash SWF on PC, iPod, PSP, cell phones, DVD player, etc. Plus, this SWF Converter offers a free SWF downloader for downloading SWF from internet.


Key Features of SWF to Video Converter Standard:
1. Convert SWF to AVI; Convert SWF to MPEG; Convert SWF to FLV
2. Convert SWF to DVD/VCD/SVCD-compatible MPEG files
3. Convert SWF to 3GP video (3GPP/3GPP2)
4. Convert SWF to iPod/PSP movie (MP4) and Support iPod/PSP-compatible codecs such as H264, and MPEG4
5. Support converting online websites SWF to video via adding the SWF absolute URL
6. Support all the compression codecs installed in Windows system, such as 3ivx, DivX, and Xvid, etc
7. Support ActionScript & batch-mode conversion
8. Support recording audio and ripping audio from source SWF to MP3 format in an independent file
9. Perfectly convert embedded Flash videos (FLV) or linked Flash videos (FLV)
10. Enable users to interact with the Flash content during the flash SWF to video conversion
11. Perfectly convert complicated Flash files and completely comply with the rule of WYSIWYG with excellent sound quality and picture quality
12. Adopt Lower-Playback-Speed technology to achieve accurate audio and video synchronization and no frame loss in conversion
13. Adopt audio-extracting technology, instead of recording, to 100% keeps the original sound effects
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Flash Decompiler Trillix для Mac (shareware 1850 руб; 16358 Кб)

Flash Decompiler для Mac экспортирует Adobe Flash SWF файлы обратно во FLA формат одним кликом. Извлекает все объекты Flash из SWF файла и сохраняет их во FLA файл, который можно редактировать в родной Flash среде. Кроме того, Flash Decompiler сохраняет все объекты (изображения, звуки, текст, видео, скрипты и т.д.), используемые в SWF файлах, в различные форматы. Также поддерживается конвертация SWF файлов, созданных в Flex среде, в исходный код. Flash Decompiler для Mac поддерживает все версии Flash, включая Flash CS4.
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Deleted SMS Recovery Software 3.0.1.5 (shareware $69; 985 Кб)
Data Recovery Tools

SIM card text message re-establishment software restores deleted phone book directories including mobile number, name, saved entries, e-mail address and image from mobile phone SIM card with the help of advance professional phoenix card reader. SIM card SMS restoration application has ability to preview recoverable data including inbox outbox, saved message and call history before actual recovery of data. SIM card missed call recovery software has read only permission so it does not affect other files in the disk. SIM card text retrieval software supports Windows operating system including 98, 2000, 2003, XP, NT, Vista, ME and Windows 7. SIM card text message recovery tool restores recent call, incoming, outgoing call and text message including read, unread, sent, saved, spam, chat history and picture message from cell phone SIM card with the help of professional SIM card reader and takes minimum time to retrieve deleted recent call history from blocked SIM card. SIM card SMS restoration program shows ICC Identification number and IMSI number along with the service provider name. Sim card SMS revival tool has read only property so it does not affect other files in disk.
Features
* SIM card text recovery software supports different types of GSM and 3G SIM.
* SIM card SMS restoration tool has install and uninstall features.
* Sim card data rescue software provides preview option of deleted messages before actual recovery.
* SIM card call recues utility easily regains lost data.
* SIM card data recovery software is easy to install and fully professional with simple functions.
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Advanced Keylogger 3.0 (shareware $49.95; 11930 Кб)
Mykeylogger Software

Advanced Keylogger абсолютно невидимое программное обеспечение для наблюдения за активностью Вашего компьютера. Он работает в невидимом режиме, т.е не обнаруживается Диспетчером Задач Windows и нет никаких визуальных следов работы Advanced Keylogger. Со своей многофункциональностью и удобным интерфейсом Advanced Keylogger имеет все необходимое для контроля активности Вашего ребенка в интернете и мониторинга работы персонала. Advanced Keylogger доказал свое звание идеального киллогера с множеством функций и простотой использования.
Ничто напечатанное на Вашем компьютере не может быть скрыто от Advanced Keylogger! Он записывает все нажатия клавиш, включая пароли загрузки Windows. Все действия сохраняются в зашифрованных и простых для понимания записях, которые также могут быть высланы на Ваш электронный адрес. Помощник при вводе e-mail автоматом заполняет SMTP сервер для популярных почтовиков.
Advanced Keylogger мониторит активность пользователя в Интернет, фиксируя все посещенные им сайты. Еще одна важная функция Advanced Keylogger состоит в том, что он записывает визуальную статистику всего происходящего на экране, периодически делая снимки экрана.
Advanced Keylogger также мониторит копируемый и вырезаемый в буфер обмена текст, что особо важно, поскольку большая часть паролей не печатается вручную, а вставляется из буфера обмена.
Безусловно полезной характеристикой является поддержка Unicode. Также, очень удобна функция автоудаления Advanced Keylogger: после установки и соответствующей настройки, программа соберет необходимые данные, отправит их на указанный и-меил адрес, а затем сама удалится.
На данный момент в Advanced Keylogger добавлена совместимость с Windows 7. В целом данная программа является сбалансированным мониторинговым инструментом, позволяющим обеспечить контроль и безопасность персонального компьютера.
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PixPattern 1.0 (shareware $14.95; 4757 Кб)
Dmitry Chernichenko

PixPattern это изумительный по простоте и удобству использования Фотошоп совместимый плагин для Windows , разработанный компанией ImageSkill Software. Он позволяет преобразовывать изображение в мозаику, формируемую по желанию пользователя из набора многоугольников различающихся по форме. Плагин сохраняет цветовую гамму исходного изображения, оставляя неизменным цвет в пределах каждого отдельного элемента мозаики. Вы можете менять размер и ориентацию мозаичных элементов. Незаменим при художественной обработке изображений. Плагин имеет стильный, интуитивно-понятный и дружественный мульти-язычный интерфейс. PixPattern снабжен удобным инсталлятором и деинсталлятором и может работать как плагин для таких популярных графических редакторов, как: Adobe Photoshop, Adobe Photoshop Elements, Corel (Jasc) Paint Shop Pro, IrfanView, XnView.
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MySQL to Excel Converter 4.0.1.5 (shareware $45; 3072 Кб)
Database Converter Software

MySQL to Excel database converter software is a flexible and prominent tool for converting all your MySQL created database records into Microsoft Excel worksheet accurately. Advanced database converting wizard has fast processing and quickly converts your bulk or selected MySQL records into MS Excel Sheets within limited time period. MySQL database converter tool has the exclusive professional feature that does not change the default value of your MySQL table records (Primary Key, Data Types, Database Schema, Tables, Null Values etc.) while converting into MS Excel format. Affordable MySQL to MS Excel Database migration tool works on all major versions of MySQL databases and facilitates to overwrite converted database with existing database or saves converted database at user specified location. MySQL records to XLS format convertor tool provide helping hand to DBA, Database programmers who are searching for easy solution to convert bulk database records without requiring any specific technical or programming skills. MySQL to MS Excel database conversion software supports all data types or attributes and works with all major versions of MySQL server on Windows NT workstation, XP, 2000, 2003 Server, ME and VISTA operating system. MySQL to MS Excel records migration software have streamlined graphical interface that helps in easy understanding of the software and facilitates business organizations or IT professionals to generate database in MS Excel worksheets.
Features:-
* Translate entire or selected MySQL database records into MS Excel worksheets according to user choice.
* Optimized solution for bulk or selected database conversion.
* User just selects database record and click on Convert button to convert entire or selected records to Microsoft excel spreadsheet.
* Supports all database constraints, tables, rows, columns during database conversion process.
* Supports all major versions of MySQL Server and MS Excel.
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G-Recorder - Record Skype to Gmail 2.1.5 (shareware $24.99; 1486 Кб)
G-Recorder G-Recorder

G-Recorder записывает Скайп звонки и чаты в ваш Gmail аккаунт.

Не важно для чего вы используете Скайп - для деловых разговоров, для изучения иностранного языка, или же для того, чтобы получить вкусный рецепт - вы будете приятно удивлены как G-Recorder делает вашу жизнь легче.

Что дает G-Recorder:
- Скайп звонки и чаты записываються в Gmail и таким образом становятся доступными для вас в любое время и с любого места
- Ваши Скайп разговоры записаны и вы можете прослушать их прямо в Gmail без скачивания
- Неважно со скольких компьютеров вы пользуетесь Скайпом, ваша переписка сливается в хронологическом порядке со всех машин
- Вы не потеряете историю переписки при смене компьютера или при переинсталяции Windows
- Мощный и удобный интерфейс Gmail дает возможность работать с вашими Скайп разговорами как с электронной почтой

G-Recorder это простой и легкий инструмент, интуитивно понятный даже новичкам в компьютерах.

Веб-сайт продукта: http://www.g-recorder.com
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Recover Deleted SMS Phone Memory 3.0.1.5 (shareware $69; 985 Кб)
Free Data Recovery

SIM Card SMS retrieval utility is fully capable to accurately retrieve and restore all your lost information including phone book, address book contact number with names, call history (dialed, missed, or received), recently deleted call list, saved text messages (inbox, outbox, draft, sent item) with date and time of sending and receiving and save them at your PC for future use. Advanced SIM card messages rescue tool recovers data lost due to accidental deletion, virus corruption, battery failure, network problem, software or human error or even your SIM card has been expired or not detected by your mobile phone. Best data revival software is helpful to fetch all required information such as SIM card IMSI (international mobile subscriber identity) number, ICC-ID number, service provider details etc from any mobile SIM card. Blocked SIM card file retrieval program examines your cell phone SIM card by using PC/SC standards or Phoenix technology based SIM card reader and facilitates to generate recovered data report in text file format for future use. Mobile phone SMS recovery software does not require any technical skills and knowledge to install and uninstall this program and it is easy to operate. Application is fully compatible and supports all major 2G, 3G SIM card of any country any network location whether the number in subscription status or not.

Software Features:
* Recover erased text messages, phonebook directory from logically corrupted SIM card memory of mobile phone.
* SIM card data recovery utility is used by many reputed forensic Science laboratories and investigation agencies for forensic investigations.
* Software prints the report of recovered information including your cell phone SIM card lost messages, phone numbers.
* SIM card text messages retrieval tool takes less than minute to recover the deleted messages.


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Recover Deleted Files Removable Disk 5.8.4.1 (shareware $45; 1428 Кб)
Windows Vista Recovery

Removable media recovery program undelete missing images pictures photos digital audio video music songs or text documents which was resides in thumb drive. Removable media data undelete program helps to rescue deleted data from USB drive, compact flash memory card, micro drive, secure digital card, smart media, flash memory card, pen drive, multimedia memory card and other portable storage media. Data recovery utility rescue files from not detected, inaccessible removable media. Removable media data recovery program support files recovery from corrupted communicator devices, PDA, jump drive, geek stick etc. Detachable media files rescue software ensures restoration of all types of files like mpeg, wav, midi, bmp, jpg, jpeg, gif etc from your accidentally corrupted, damaged multimedia memory card. External drive data uneraser software is read-only and Non-Destructive utility retrieves deleted or corrupted data in case of improper shutdown, hardware malfunction, virus attacks, accidentally formatting.
Features:
* Retrieve files from corrupted logically damaged or bad sectors affected digital storage media.
* Tool is very easy to use and support all removable media USB drives like Memory cards, Pocket PC mobile phones, external memory cards, external hard disc drives, mp3 and mp4 music and personal media players etc.
* Facility to save the recovered file at user specified location for future purpose.
* Offer fastest data recovery including analysis and restoration of deleted files format like WAV, MIDI, DOC, JPG, MP3, MPEG, TIFF, AVI, PNG, GIF, RIFF, ZIP, RAR, PST etc.
* Removable media data rescue tool Supports all type digital media brands like ACER, SAMSUNG, BENQ, SONY, CANON, CASIO, HP, JENOPTIK, EPSON, FUJIFILM, KODAK, KONICA, LEXAR, ROLLEI, MINOLTA, PENTAX, RICOH, TOSHIBA etc.
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PDF Password Remover 2.3 (shareware $39.95; 4801 Кб)
Mykeylogger Software

PDF Password Remover снимет парольную защиту с PDF документов, созданных в любых версиях Adobe Acrobat. Программа подбирает пароль пользователя, без которого невозможно открыть защищенный PDF документ. Если PDF файл не удается копировать, редактировать или распечатать, значит он защищен паролем владельца, который также можно подобрать при помощи PDF Password Remover.
Более того, если Ваш документ защищен только паролем владельца, Вы можете использовать опцию "Расшифровать" и создать незащищенную копию PDF файла, даже не подбирая пароль.
PDF Password Remover поддерживает абсолютно все версии Adobe Acrobat и способен восстановить пароли любой степени сложности. Последняя версия программы даже позволяет убрать цифровую подпись с Вашего PDF файла.
Для восстановления утерянного пароля предлагается несколько способов: по заданному размеру поля, по заданному шаблону для перебора символов и прямым перебором всех возможных комбинаций. Если Вы помните какую-то часть пароля, то можно указать его максимальную и минимальную длину или же какие-либо символы, использованные в нем. Таким образом, Вы значительно сократите количество перебираемых комбинаций и сэкономите Ваше время. Если же о пароле не сохранилось никаких данных, PDF Password Remover применит более сложные алгоритмы подбора, которые гарантированно восстановят пароль, однако это потребует больше времени.
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Restore iPod without iTunes 5.8.4.1 (shareware $69; 1484 Кб)
Data Recovery Software

Apple iPod deleted data recovery software is non destructive and read only program that facilitates user to recover lost audio, video, pictures and games files without damaging file while executing recovery process. iPod iTunes library salvage utility recovers deleted, lost, corrupted data of all supported file format from iPod music player including iPod Mini, Shuffle, Nano, Touch, Classic, U2, Hi-Fi and all other latest generation of iPod series. Apple iPod files restoration program recovers playlist from iPod memory lost due to improper restoration, factory setting reset operation performed, virus attack and updating iPod playlist using iTunes software. Deleted iPod playlist retrieval application provides user friendly graphical user interface so that user could easily access this program, user does not need to have any technical knowledge to recover data using this software. iPod songs recovery application retrieves music files such as mp3, aiff, wav, protected aac, Audible audiobook and all other supported files. iPod shuffle music file rescue software repair corrupted, virus infected images, audio video and restore them at user specified location in your computer hard drive. Software supports Windows Vista starter, home basic, home premium, business, enterprise and ultimate editions.
Features of iPod songs recovery software:
* Software works with any Windows operating system including windows 98, 2000, 2003, ME, XP, NT, Vista and windows 7.
* Provides an inbuilt user help guide for easy and safe data recovery.
* User does not require any technical knowledge to operate this program.
*Software supports series of iPod Mini, Shuffle, Nano, Touch and all other Apple iPods series.
* Retrieves mp3, aiff, wav, protected aac, Audible audiobook and all other file formats supported by iPod.
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SID DVD-Video Image Extractor 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 13600 Кб)
Sound Indepth

Is a Powerful and Easy-to-use software for capturing images from your favorite DVD-Video discs. With this application you can extract one image while playing your favorite movie and also you can extract a portion of the DVD-Video. The main window is composed of three main parts: Media Actions, Media Tools and the Main Menu Bar. In the Media Actions you will see a collection of buttons which includes the main media commands which are: play, rewind, pause, stop and fast forward. You should also notice the bar above edia Actionswhich shows the progress of the movie. Also in the right side, you will find a button for turning audio on/off and a slider for setting the desired volume level. In the Media Tools part, you will find the functionality we provided for you to capture snapshots: By clicking the first button, you will capture a single snapshot, You can use the shortcut key Ctrl + F1. By clicking the second button, you will start to capture a sequence of images until you click it again, You can use the shortcut key Ctrl + F2. By clicking the third button, you might be asked to enter a number in terms of milliseconds (depends on how you set your options), you may check the checkbox shown in this dialog to use the number you specified as the default without showing the dialog again. The program will then capture a snapshot automatically and will use that number as the interval of time to be waited after each snapshot, You can use the shortcut key Ctrl + F3. The last button is used for activating the full screen display. The program is totally free. This software supports three tools for capturing snapshots which are Single snapshot, Continuous snapshots and Timed snapshots. By Single snapshot you can: Capture a single snapshot from the video, By Continuous snapshots you can: Capture a portion of the video as a sequence of images, By Timed snapshots you can: Capture snapshots every certain amount of milliseconds. This software is one of the most amazing tools.
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SID iPod Copier 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 6835 Кб)
Sound Indepth

A very Professional and Easy-to-use software to copy your iPod contents to your computer, Backup library DB, restore it again, and view tracks information. You can Copy selected play lists to PC, Copy selected tracks, View track information, Backup and restore Library DB.
-iPod Play Lists: You can do the following with the iPod contents: Copy selected play lists to PC: This will copy all the selected play lists to your PC; you will be prompted to select the path to copy the contents to. The program will create a folder with each play list name and copy all its contents to this created folder, Copy selected tracks: This will copy all the selected tracks to the PC; you will be prompted to select the path to copy the contents to, View track info: this will show you the track info (You can get the track info also by double clicking the track or right click on the iPod list).
-Library Play Lists: You can do the following with the library contents:- View track info: this will show you the track information (You can get the track info also by double clicking the track or right click on the library list), Backup Library DB: This will backup the library DB files so you can restore them in case of system crash or the library has damaged, Restore Library DB: This will restore the previously backed-up library DB files this can help you in case of system crash or the library has damaged.
Features:
Friendly interface allows performing the following operations :
-Copy iPod contents to PC.
-Backup Library DB files to restore your library in case of system crash.
-View tracks information.
-Restore the DB Library.
Download this free and powerful software now....
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SID iPod Cleaner 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 5185 Кб)
Sound Indepth

SID iPod Cleaner is an easy-to-use tool to clean up your iTunes library contents.
You can remove duplicates using duplicate filter, and delete dead tracks.
Features :
Remove iTunes Duplicates using duplicate filter.
Delete dead Tracks.
View tracks information.
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SID iPod Manager 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 5370 Кб)
Sound Indepth

SID iPod Manager is an easy-to-use tool to manage your iPod, It can copy files from iPod to PC and vice versa, remove duplicates, delete dead tracks , and more...
Features :
Copy iPod contents to PC.
Add file or folder of supported media files to your library.
Delete tracks and play lists from your library
Delete dead tracks (which its file is no longer exists on the hard drive).
Remove Duplicates from your library.
Update library information.
Backup Library DB files to restore your library in case of system crash.
Update iPod contents.
View any track information.
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SID FLV Player 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 5470 Кб)
Sound Indepth

Is a Professional and Easy-to-use software that allows you to play your flash video files. If you want to Download & save Flash files to your hard drive you can do that easily by using this software. The play Icon will play and pause the currently playing flash video file. Double Click on the player will Toggle on/off the full screen mode. The Sound Icon will change the volume or mute. By Clicking the item Open File will show you the standard open dialog to open the flash video file that you want to play ,if you double click a FLV file in the windows explorer, it will be played with the FLV player. Use this option if your flv file extension is associated with another program or does not associated at all. Clicking the item Replay will replay the current file from the beginning. Clicking the item Full Screen will toggle the player to full screen and vice versa. This software is the simplest way to play FLV files on your PC. You can play, pause, seek the FLV videos and also play them in full screen. This program is an easy desktop FLV player for the desktop Playback of FLV files with easy and flexible controls. And it is totally for free!
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Free DVD Ripper InDepth 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 12272 Кб)
Sound Indepth

Is a Compact and Easy-to-use DVD Ripper tool for Video DVD devices that allows you to rip from most Video DVDs [PAL/NTSCwith different encryptions to one of the following video output types: AVI, ASF, WMV, MPEG, MPG, MPE, MOV (QuickTime), MP4, MPEG-2 (ES,PS,TS) and convert to any other format from one of the supported video codec DivX, MJPEG, MPEG-1, MPEG-2, MPEG-4, H.263, H.264/MPEG-4 AVC, WMV, Xvid.
Features:
- With output audio settings window you can: Change common options for audio (Codec, Bit rate, Channels, Sample Rate).
- With output video settings window you can: Change common options for video (Codec, Bit rate, Scale, Encapsulation method).
- With output General settings window you can: Disable user request when output movie file already exist in the output directory.
- You can Adjust the settings of the output video file (i.e. the size, bit rate...etc) and Preview movie while ripping.
- When ripping complete, You can rip your DVD movie both PAL and NTSC systems, with the following output formats:
1) Container formats: ASF, AVI, MOV (QuickTime), MP4, MPEG-2 (PS,TS), OGG, MPG1 and Video codecs
DivX, H.263, H.264/MPEG-4 AVC, MJPEG, MPEG-1, MPEG-2, MPEG-4, WMV, Xvid.
2) Subtitles: DVD, SVCD, DVB, OGM, Matroska, MPEG-4 Timed Text, Text files, Vobsub.
3) Audio codecs: AAC, AC3, MP3, Speex, Vorbis, MPA, MP2A.
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SID DVD Player 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 13705 Кб)
Sound Indepth

A powerful and easy-to-use program that allows you to play your favorite DVD movies. The application has a user-friendly interface allowing you to play DVD movies easily. By using this player, you can grab snapshot and save it to the clipboard. You will be able to grab snapshot and save it as an image and grab snapshot and save it directly as wallpaper. You can also set how you want to set the wallpaper (Tile - Stretch - Center). Using this player is so simple, To play a DVD just select the DVD drive you wish to use by pressing the DVDs button. You can use the menu buttons as well to use the DVDs menu. Use the media buttons to have full control over the movie. In the Options dialog you can choose one of the available languages. You can physically eject your DVD, alter the volume, switch to full screen mode, grab a snapshot or enter to the Options dialog. Also you can set how you want to save your snapshot. If youre experiencing poor video quality, you may use the hardware acceleration to improve it. You may turn the Auto Play option on to add a command to the context menu for your DVD, as well as adding the software to your Auto Play list. You are allowed to disable screen saver to watch your movie without being interrupted. The software is one of the most powerful and efficient applications ever used to play DVD movies. And it is totally free, You can download it now.
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SID Video Cutter Max 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 7573 Кб)
Sound Indepth

The most powerful and reliable program to easily extract a part of your video files to various video formats. It helps you to cut and split your video files into small size. The program is so easy to use. This simple software is completely free for anyone to download.
The Program Features:
-Supported Input Video Formats: All common video formats are supported.
-Supported Output Video Formats: AVI, ASF, WMV, MOV, FLV, MPG, MPEG, MP4, RM, YUV with many video and audio codecs.
-It Supports the most popular video formats.
-Select a part of the input video file with an easy to use slider.
-Automatic generation for output file names.
-Easy-to-use design with pretty inteface.
-The Supported Input Video Formats are Any video File that encoded with any of the following codecs: 4X Video, American Laser Games Video, AMV , Apple Animation, Apple Graphics, Apple MJPEG-B, Apple QuickDraw, Apple Video, Asus v1, Asus v2, ATI VCR1, ATI VCR2, Autodesk RLE, AVID DNxHD, AVS video, Bethsoft VID, C93 video, CamStudio, Cin video, Cirrus Logic AccuPak, Creative YUV, Duck TrueMotion v1, Duck TrueMotion v2, DV, DXA Video, Electronic Arts CMV, Electronic Arts TGV, Electronic Arts TGQ, FFmpeg Video 1, Flash Screen Video, FLIC video, FLV, Sorenson H.263 used in Flash, Fraps FPS1, H.261, H.263(+) RealVideo 1.0, H.264, HuffYUV, IBM Ultimotion, id Cinematic video, id RoQ, Intel Indeo 3, Interplay Video, KMVC, LOCO, Microsoft RLE, Microsoft Video-1, Mimic, Miro VideoXL, Motion Pixels Video, MPEG-1, MPEG-2, MPEG-4, MSMPEG4 V1, MSMPEG4 V2, MSMPEG4 V3, MSZH, On2 VP3, On2 VP5, On2 VP6, planar RGB, QPEG, RealVideo 1.0, RealVideo 2.0, RealVideo 3.0, RealVideo 4.0, Renderware TXD, RTjpeg, Smacker video, Snow, Sony PlayStation MDEC, Sorenson Video 1, Sorenson Video 3, Sunplus MJPEG, TechSmith Camtasia, Theora, THP, Tiertex Seq video, VC-1, VMD Video, Used in Sierra VMD files, VMware Video, Westwood VQA, Winnov WNV1, WMV7, WMV8, WMV9, Xan/WC3, ZLIB, ZMBV.
-Variety range of encoders and decoders.
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DVD To iPod-PSP 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 11983 Кб)
Sound Indepth

With this great software you can use your iPod or PSP to enjoy all your favorite videos. This easy tool can rip you favorite DVD-Video discs to the iPod video format or PSP video format to enjoy watching then in your portable devices (iPod and PSP).

Also with this program you can:
* You can Rip from most Video DVDs [PAL/NTSCwith different encryptions to one of the following video output types: AVI,MPEG,MPG,ASF,WMV,MPE, MOV (QuickTime), MP4, MPEG-2 (ES,PS,TS), and convert to any other format from one of the supported video codecs.
* You can adjust the settings of the output video file (i.e. the size, bit rate...etc "Video Settings and Audio Settings Pages ").
* With output Media settings window you can Change output type [iPod, PSP or Custom And for custom you can change common options for video (Codec, Bit rate, Scale, Encapsulation method) and audio (Codec, Bit rate, Channel).
* With output General settings window you can Disable user request when output movie file already exist in the output directory, Shutdown PC when ripping complete, Open output directory when ripping complete, Lock DVD drive while ripping and Eject DVD when ripping complete.
* You can rip your DVD movie both PAL and NTSC systems, with the following output formats:
- Container formats: ASF, AVI, MOV (QuickTime), MP4, MPEG-2 (PS,TS), OGG, MPG1.
- Video codecs: DivX, H.263, H.264/MPEG-4 AVC, MJPEG, MPEG-1, MPEG-2, MPEG-4, WMV, Xvid.
- Subtitles: DVD, SVCD, DVB, OGM, Matroska, MPEG-4 Timed Text, Text files, Vobsub.
- Audio codecs: AAC, AC3, MP3, Speex, Vorbis, MPA, MP2A.

Download this Wonderful and Free Software now........
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CD DVD InDepth Ripper and Burner 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 3827 Кб)
Sound Indepth

Want to create and burn traditional data CDs, DVDs, ISO-images, multi-session & bootable? You can use this powerful application. This software allows you to burn audio CDs, Video DVDs and data CD DVD. This free CD burning program lets you Create audio and data CDs. It is one of the fastest CD/DVD writing program. Audio Burner: Create & Burn audio CDs easily from WAV, MP3, WMA, OGG & more. Create DVDs, Perfect Audio CDs or Data Discs that can be read with any PC. The program Supports most IDE, USB, IEEE1384, SCSI DVD+R/RW, CD recorders, Records DVD+R/RW & CD discs On-the-Fly, erases re-writable discs. It also Supports Buffer Protection systems, Burn Proof & others error free recording types, Create fully compatible ISO9660 Level 1, 2 & Joliet data CDs & DVDs, it Imports multi-session CDs & DVDs and merges new files with an existing session and Detects drives types, prevents you from trying to record a DVD on a CD-RW recorder. It Supports jitter-correction ripping modes to restore damaged tracks from scratched CDs. ASPI is not required for NT/2000/XP. This great software allows fast ripping from audio CDs to WAV, MP3, WMA or OGG formats directly without intermediate WAV files using your own codec presets and Gets CDDB information for audio CDs. You can easily Download this wonderful software for free.
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DVD Backup Creator 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 4914 Кб)
Sound Indepth

Is a Compact and Easy-to-use application that allows you to make a copy (backup) of any type of CD/DVD disc, so your important CD/DVD discs will be safe. With this software you can grab any type of CD/DVD. You can backup to your hard drive or another disc. You may grab a single track or many tracks and each track will be grabbed into a single ISO file. SPTI (SCSI Pass Through Interface) and ASPI (Advanced SCSI Programming Interface) device access are supported which allows grabbing on all versions of Windows.SPTI (SCSI Pass Through Interface) and ASPI (Advanced SCSI Programming Interface) device access are supported which allows grabbing on all versions of Windows. The software supports fully ISO compliant data CDs, DVDs, HD DVDs and Blu-ray disks with Joliet extension. You can burn only a single ISO file into a CD/DVD using a many writing methods (Disk at Once, Track at Once or Session at Once). Also with this program you can burn any type of CD/DVD from an ISO Image file. The program is completely free, Want to save your favorite DVD Video disc OR make a better copy for your DVD discs...Download this great application now.
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Recover Pictures Digital Camera 5.8.4.1 (shareware $69; 1966 Кб)
Partition Recovery Software

Digital camera data restoration software provides comprehensive data recovery solution to recover deleted images, pictures from corrupted camera memory cards. Camcorder images retrieval application retrieves erased snaps from various multimedia compact flash SD XD-pictures memory cards. Digital camera photo recovery software helpful in recovering and fixing accidentally deleted damaged, pictures from corrupted card. Software recovers data in case of error messages displayed while accessing it on your computer. Application supports rescue of all erased corrupted GIF, JPG, TIF, TIFF, RIFF, AVI, PNG, JPEG format images snapshots. Application recovers all the photographs and snapshots which were lost due to drives formatting. Recovery software is read only and non-destructive application utility retrieves all the pictures even if SD, XD, flash memory card media has crashed, damaged or corrupted. Photo Restoration utility supports pictures files retrieval of unreadable and encrypted photos snaps from cameras images stored location.
Features:
* Application program restores pictures, images from camera memory that are lost due to virus or worm attack or any type of hardware software malfunction.
* Application tool provides interactive graphical user interface that helps the end user to understand the software easily.
* Software recovers pictures images files from corrupted damaged or inaccessible compact flash SD, XD digital memory card.
* Recovery product supports all common images, picture formats like jpg, bmp, avi, riff, tiff, png, gif, jpeg, gif etc.
* Picture rescue tool undelete deleted pictures images and photos on Windows 98, 2000, 2003, ME, NT, XP Media Center 2005, Vista operating system.
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SMS Text Message Recovery 3.0.1.5 (shareware $69; 985 Кб)
Data Recovery Service

Sim card data retrieval software developed to recover your favorite message, SMS, MMS or contact phone dictionary from mobile phone sim card. Sim card data revival program supports any service provider network and restores deleted text messages, SMS (Short Service Message) and contact phone book entries. Sim card MMS rescue utility designed to revive data from sim card with actual sending/receiving date and time. Sim card SMS retrieval tool rescue data from sim card with the help of sim card reader that easily connect to computer. Sim card text message restoration application recovers contact name and numbers along with ICC identification of sim card printed inside your sim card. Sim card data revival program provides full backup to your mobile phone memory. Sim card MMS recovery tool provides thumbnail preview of restored data before actual retrieval. Sim card SMS revival application supports advanced searching algorithms to rescue text message, SMS, contact numbers or other important number of your sim card. Sim card data recovery utility supports Windows operating system including Windows 98, 2000, 2003, NT, ME, XP, Vista and Windows 7.
Features:
* Sim card data recovery software rescues missing text messages, SMS, phone book contact numbers from your GSM sim card.
* Sim card text message retrieval utility provides full backup to your mobile phone memory.
* Sim card SMS revival tool supports advance searching algorithms to recover data from sim card.
* Sim card MMS recovery application shows ICC identification number and IMSI number of sim card.
* Sim card data restoration program provides graphical user interface to easily operate the software.
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Flash to Video Converter 4.0 (shareware $39.95; 10786 Кб)
SWFKit Software

Конвертирует форматы Adobe Flash в такие популярные форматы как AVI, GIF, JPG, BMP, Projector EXE, SCR. С Flash to Video Converter Вы легко преобразуете SWF и FLV Flash файлы в самый удобный видео формат AVI. Это позволит просматривать Ваш Flash ролик на любом видео плеере или CD проигрывателе. Вы можете кастомизировать параметры конечного видео файла. Набор библиотек Flash to Video Converter позволяет получить AVI файл из SWF или FLV без потери качества. Также Вы можете сделать презентацию своей Flash игры в видео формате, так как Flash to Video конвертер качественно захватывает интерактивные Flash файлы.
Проигрывать Flash файлы без установки Flash плеера позволит конвертация в Projector EXE. А конвертация в Advanced Projector EXE дает возможность добавить элементы управления, уникальную иконку, а также позволит ограничить период работы EXE приложения.
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Business Analysis Tool Desktop 2.8 (shareware $149; 29792 Кб)
Ihor Bobak

"Инструмент для бизнес-анализа" - это приложение для аналитической отчетности и визуализации данных. Вы можете быстро строить сводные таблицы, графики, тримапы и динамические скеттер-диаграммы, делать фильтрацию, поиск, сортировку и подсветку нужной Вам информации.

Возможности продукта:
- отчеты строятся быстро на больших объемах данных;
- Вы можете создавать отчеты самостоятельно без привлечения IT-специалистов;
- мощные аналитические возможности;
- интеграция с Microsoft Office и Open Office.

Возможности анализа информации:
- сводные таблицы с множеством видов графиков;
- тримапы и скеттер диаграммы;
- удобная навигация по данных с любого места отчета (например, вы можете нажать правую кнопку мыши по столбику графика и показать по нем детали);
- произвольная выборка данных с помощью поиска (в т.ч. по маске);
- работа с KPI;
- создание собственных формул и вычисляемых элементов на иерархиях;
- подсветка с помощью правил градиента и исключительных ситуаций;
- фильтрование данных и сортировка (есть возможность использовать функции типа "N наибольших", "наибольшие елементы, чья сумма дает N% от суммы всех" и пр.)
- печать отчетов с установкой масштаба, цветная печать и нумерация страниц;
- експорт данных в Microsoft Excel, OpenOffice Calc, PDF, RTF, PNG;
- работа с локальными .cub файлами;
- просмотр источника данных.

у продукта есть мощная подсистема мониторинга проблем: если возникает непредвиденная ситуация, Вы можете загрузить информацию о ней на наш сайт, и мы разрешим Вашу проблему в кратчайшие сроки.

Более детальную информацию Вы можете найти на сайте компании BIT Impulse.
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SD Free Audio CD Ripper 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 15249 Кб)
Soft Depo

Advanced audio cd rippe Convert tracks from audio CDs to WAV PCM,OGG Vorbis,MP3 (MPEG Layer-3),WMA (Windows Media Audio) ,on-the-fly and more with this powerful CD Ripper. Features Fast direct conversion with fast encoding engine, jitter correction, multiple/variable bitrate support, file verification, multi-drive reading, ID3V2 Tag Editor Improved freedb online CD database support - These features makes the process of conversion SAFER and FASTER. CD Ripper is a fast and easy to use program for recording digital audio tracks directly from compact discs without going through your sound card (this process is known as "ripping"). This digital recording process enables you to make high-quality copies of the original music. The CD Rippers easy interface allows you to convert tracks of your audio-CDs to your most favorite digital audio format with almost one click. CD Ripper can make direct digital copies from audio CDs and saves them as files on your hard disk to the most popular compressed audio formats such as cd to WAV PCM, cd to MP3 , cd to WMA (Windows Media Audio),cd to Ogg Vorbis
files with settings (from 8000 to 48000Hz, up to 192kbps). CD Ripper also supports more than one CD-ROM drive per computer.
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SD Free FLV Player 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 5209 Кб)
Soft Depo

FLV Player allows you to play flash video file . The play Icon will play and pause the currently playing flash video file . The Sound Icon will change the volume or mute . Double Click on the player will Toggle on/off the full screen mode . Clicking this item Open File will show the standard open dialog to open the flash video file that you want to play ,if you double click a flv file in the windows explorer, it will be play with SC flv player. Use this option if your flv file extension is associated with another program or does not associated at all. Clicking the item Replay will replay the current file from the beginning . Clicking the item Full Screen will toggle the player to full screen and vice versa .
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SD Free FLV Player 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 5209 Кб)
Soft Depo

FLV Player allows you to play flash video file . The play Icon will play and pause the currently playing flash video file . The Sound Icon will change the volume or mute . Double Click on the player will Toggle on/off the full screen mode . Clicking this item Open File will show the standard open dialog to open the flash video file that you want to play ,if you double click a flv file in the windows explorer, it will be play with SC flv player. Use this option if your flv file extension is associated with another program or does not associated at all. Clicking the item Replay will replay the current file from the beginning . Clicking the item Full Screen will toggle the player to full screen and vice versa .
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SO Free DVD Image Extractor 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 13579 Кб)
Shareware Depo

Free DVD Image Extractor is an easy tool which enables you to play DVD-Videos and capture snapshots . It supports three tools for capturing snapshots which are Single snapshot , Continuous snapshots and Timed snapshots . By Single snapshot you can capture a single snapshot from the video and continuous snapshots allows you to capture a portion of the video as a sequence of images. Timed snapshots allows you to capture snapshots every certain amount of milliseconds.
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SO Free DVD Image Extractor 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 13579 Кб)
Shareware Depo

Free DVD Image Extractor is an easy tool which enables you to play DVD-Videos and capture snapshots . It supports three tools for capturing snapshots which are Single snapshot , Continuous snapshots and Timed snapshots . By Single snapshot you can capture a single snapshot from the video and continuous snapshots allows you to capture a portion of the video as a sequence of images. Timed snapshots allows you to capture snapshots every certain amount of milliseconds.
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SO Free DVD Image Extractor 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 13579 Кб)
Shareware Depo

Free DVD Image Extractor is an easy tool which enables you to play DVD-Videos and capture snapshots . It supports three tools for capturing snapshots which are Single snapshot , Continuous snapshots and Timed snapshots . By Single snapshot you can capture a single snapshot from the video and continuous snapshots allows you to capture a portion of the video as a sequence of images. Timed snapshots allows you to capture snapshots every certain amount of milliseconds.
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SO Free DVD Image Extractor 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 13579 Кб)
Shareware Depo

Free DVD Image Extractor is an easy tool which enables you to play DVD-Videos and capture snapshots . It supports three tools for capturing snapshots which are Single snapshot , Continuous snapshots and Timed snapshots . By Single snapshot you can capture a single snapshot from the video and continuous snapshots allows you to capture a portion of the video as a sequence of images. Timed snapshots allows you to capture snapshots every certain amount of milliseconds.
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SO Free DVD Image Extractor 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 13579 Кб)
Shareware Depo

Free DVD Image Extractor is an easy tool which enables you to play DVD-Videos and capture snapshots . It supports three tools for capturing snapshots which are Single snapshot , Continuous snapshots and Timed snapshots . By Single snapshot you can capture a single snapshot from the video and continuous snapshots allows you to capture a portion of the video as a sequence of images. Timed snapshots allows you to capture snapshots every certain amount of milliseconds.
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SO Free DVD Image Extractor 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 13579 Кб)
Shareware Depo

Free DVD Image Extractor is an easy tool which enables you to play DVD-Videos and capture snapshots . It supports three tools for capturing snapshots which are Single snapshot , Continuous snapshots and Timed snapshots . By Single snapshot you can capture a single snapshot from the video and continuous snapshots allows you to capture a portion of the video as a sequence of images. Timed snapshots allows you to capture snapshots every certain amount of milliseconds.
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SO Free DVD Image Extractor 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 13579 Кб)
Shareware Depo

Free DVD Image Extractor is an easy tool which enables you to play DVD-Videos and capture snapshots . It supports three tools for capturing snapshots which are Single snapshot , Continuous snapshots and Timed snapshots . By Single snapshot you can capture a single snapshot from the video and continuous snapshots allows you to capture a portion of the video as a sequence of images. Timed snapshots allows you to capture snapshots every certain amount of milliseconds.
[ http://protoplex.ru/soft_show/9270.html ]


SO Free DVD Image Extractor 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 13579 Кб)
Shareware Depo

Free DVD Image Extractor is an easy tool which enables you to play DVD-Videos and capture snapshots . It supports three tools for capturing snapshots which are Single snapshot , Continuous snapshots and Timed snapshots . By Single snapshot you can capture a single snapshot from the video and continuous snapshots allows you to capture a portion of the video as a sequence of images. Timed snapshots allows you to capture snapshots every certain amount of milliseconds.
[ http://protoplex.ru/soft_show/9269.html ]


SO Free DVD Image Extractor 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 13579 Кб)
Shareware Depo

Free DVD Image Extractor is an easy tool which enables you to play DVD-Videos and capture snapshots . It supports three tools for capturing snapshots which are Single snapshot , Continuous snapshots and Timed snapshots . By Single snapshot you can capture a single snapshot from the video and continuous snapshots allows you to capture a portion of the video as a sequence of images. Timed snapshots allows you to capture snapshots every certain amount of milliseconds.
[ http://protoplex.ru/soft_show/9268.html ]


SO Free DVD Image Extractor 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 13579 Кб)
Shareware Depo

Free DVD Image Extractor is an easy tool which enables you to play DVD-Videos and capture snapshots . It supports three tools for capturing snapshots which are Single snapshot , Continuous snapshots and Timed snapshots . By Single snapshot you can capture a single snapshot from the video and continuous snapshots allows you to capture a portion of the video as a sequence of images. Timed snapshots allows you to capture snapshots every certain amount of milliseconds.
[ http://protoplex.ru/soft_show/9266.html ]


SO Free DVD Image Extractor 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 13579 Кб)
Shareware Depo

Free DVD Image Extractor is an easy tool which enables you to play DVD-Videos and capture snapshots . It supports three tools for capturing snapshots which are Single snapshot , Continuous snapshots and Timed snapshots . By Single snapshot you can capture a single snapshot from the video and continuous snapshots allows you to capture a portion of the video as a sequence of images. Timed snapshots allows you to capture snapshots every certain amount of milliseconds.
[ http://protoplex.ru/soft_show/9265.html ]


SO Free DVD Image Extractor 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 13579 Кб)
Shareware Depo

Free DVD Image Extractor is an easy tool which enables you to play DVD-Videos and capture snapshots . It supports three tools for capturing snapshots which are Single snapshot , Continuous snapshots and Timed snapshots . By Single snapshot you can capture a single snapshot from the video and continuous snapshots allows you to capture a portion of the video as a sequence of images. Timed snapshots allows you to capture snapshots every certain amount of milliseconds.
[ http://protoplex.ru/soft_show/9264.html ]


SO Free DVD Image Extractor 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 13579 Кб)
Shareware Depo

Free DVD Image Extractor is an easy tool which enables you to play DVD-Videos and capture snapshots . It supports three tools for capturing snapshots which are Single snapshot , Continuous snapshots and Timed snapshots . By Single snapshot you can capture a single snapshot from the video and continuous snapshots allows you to capture a portion of the video as a sequence of images. Timed snapshots allows you to capture snapshots every certain amount of milliseconds.
[ http://protoplex.ru/soft_show/9263.html ]


SO Free DVD Image Extractor 7.3.3.3000 (freeware; 13579 Кб)
Shareware Depo

Free DVD Image Extractor is an easy tool which enables you to play DVD-Videos and capture snapshots . It supports three tools for capturing snapshots which are Single snapshot , Continuous snapshots and Timed snapshots . By Single snapshot you can capture a single snapshot from the video and continuous snapshots allows you to capture a portion of the video as a sequence of images. Timed snapshots allows you to capture snapshots every certain amount of milliseconds.
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Обои на рабочий стол от РМП ProtoPlex (2015-10-31 20:45:01)

Обои на рабочий стол от РМП ProtoPlex


Эту рассылку необходимо смотреть в браузере в момент, когда компьютер подключен к Интернету. Все картинки-миниатюрки подгружаются прямо с РМП ProtoPlex. Вам достаточно только щелкнуть по картинке и перейти к полному изображению. Нажав правой кнопкой на большом изображении, выберете желаемое действие. Вы можете "Сохранить рисунок", "Послать рисунок по почте", "Сделать фоновым рисунком" и выполнить другие действия. Желаем приятного просмотра.



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Вся информация, содержащаяся в данной рассылке, является интеллектуальной собственностью своих законных авторов. При перепечатке материалов из рассылки для соблюдения закона об авторских правах необходимо указывать имена и все ссылки авторов. Также необходимо ставить видимую ссылку на Российский мультипортал ProtoPlex
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пятница, 30 октября 2015 г.

Лучшие анекдоты на любой вкус (2015-10-31 07:56:01)

Лучшие анекдоты на любой вкус


- Это самое великолепное действо, которое я мог лицезреть за 100 миллионов лет, о, великий Волька. Даже у самого шейха ибн Фазиля не было такого. Что это, о, несравненный Волька!
- Это порнуха, Хоттабыч

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С этим ребенком будьте поласковей. Вы имеете дело с чуствительным, легко возбудимым гаденышем.

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Дедушка пошёл мусор выкидывать - провалился в мусоропровод, застрял.
Панки с подвала выходят, видят дед. Начинают его в жопу жарить.
Через время соседи по лестничной клетки орут:
- Суки, подонки, наркоманы ,
Панки:
- Сами вы все суки и сволочи, вас надо в милицию сдать - такой дед хороший - его еще драть и драть можно, а вы его выкидываете.

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В наступающий Новый год Крысы принято не дарить подарки, а крысить.


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Врач осматривает больного, хмурится, качает головой...
Больной:
- Доктор! Ну что у меня?
- Да-а, батенька, э-э-х, да-а-а...
- Ну хоть вылечить можно?
- Ну-у-у, что сказать? операцию нужно делать. Но сразу говорю, очень-очень сложную операцию, тяжелую операцию, очень тяжелую.
- Ну хоть жить-то я буду после операции?
- Жить-то? После такой операции? Да. Будете, наверно. Но, откровенно говоря, я бы вам не советовал.

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- Что ты делаешь здесь, Михель?
- Наблюдаю, откуда русские наступать будут.
- А зачем тебе это знать?
- Чтобы предупредить своих, в какую сторону бежать.

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В ресторане.
Жена мужу возмущенно:
- Я видела, что пока ты возвращался от туалета обратно к столику, ты перещупал за задницы всех официанток!
Муж снисходительно:
- Ну что ты, дорогая, я просто вытирал руки.

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Двое мальчишек гоняли по двору мяч. Вдруг на одного набросился бегавший без привязи бультерьер. Его приятель не растерялся, подобрал валявшуюся рядом палку, сунул её под ошейник псу, повернул пару раз - и удавил кобеля... Корреспонденту "Красной Звезды" поручили написать об этом заметку - и он пришел интервьюировать героя.
- Мальчик, я пишу статью "Юный болельщик ЦСКА спас друга от пса-убийцы"...
- Я не болею за ЦСКА.
- За Динамо?
- Нет, за Спартак...
Статья вышла под заголовком: "Злобные спартаковские фанаты убивают служебных собак!!!"

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Слон - это лысый медведь с длинным носом.

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Прилетает летающая тарелка в маленький городок, садится на центральной площади, вываливают оттуда два здоровенных инопланетянина, очень похожих на людей, имеют немалое количество баб... Их начинают расспрашивать...
- У вас все мужики такие крутые с женщинами?
Те кивают, мол, да.
- А у вас все такие здоровенные и красивые?
Те кивают, ну в общем, почти все.
- А у вас у всех есть такие летающие тарелки?
- Нет, только у меня и у Гоги.

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Всего анекдотов в рассылке: 10

Вся информация, содержащаяся в данной рассылке, является интеллектуальной собственностью своих законных авторов. При перепечатке материалов из рассылки для соблюдения закона об авторских правах необходимо указывать имена и все ссылки авторов. Также необходимо ставить видимую ссылку на Российский мультипортал ProtoPlex
Copyright © 2000-2009 Студия Евгения Жданова